That's my couch!

I love to lay on my couch.

My mean Uncle always make me get down when he finds me on my couch. As soon as he's out of view I jump up and stretch out! Folks, let me tell you---this is the life!

Today Uncle left the room so I jumped up only to discover that my stupid Uncle left his cookie sheets all over the couch! It was cold and slippery so I got down. Soon Uncle came back in the room and found me sitting in front of the couch looking up at him. He removed the cookie sheets but kept watching me. I sat there in front of the couch, waiting for him to leave, but he never did! I finally just took a nap on the floor.

After it got dark, Uncle watched some TV and let me next to him on the couch. This was going really nice until he let the Cuteness up. I started to tell her to get down, but Uncle made me sit quiet while the Cuteness crawled all over us.

I really need to work on my Uncle's training.