Sad, Sad Dog...

Today was my first morning with my new family. When I woke up I looked around for my real family but I couldn't find them! My uncle let me out of my crate and I ran out into the living room and sat down... waiting for my little boy Philip to come play with me. But all I saw was my Uncle's toes. Uncle Devin sat down and played with me. He threw a toy and I chased it.

Uncle made my breakfast... but he didn't give it to me! Instead he ate his own breakfast. How mean! I sat there and looked at him while he ate... waiting and waiting... When Uncle finished he finally gave me my food!

Soon I heard my annoying little cousin, the Cuteness. She ran up to her food dish (which was next to mine) and I started to tell her where to shove it! But Uncle gave me a dirty look... I had to eat my entire breakfast right next to the Cuteness and Uncle wouldn't let me alone so I could chase her off. Eventually I finished and left the room so I could get away from the puppy... I didn't go far. I sat in the living room, watching to make sure she wasn't messing with my dish. You know what she did after she finished her own breakfast? She ate the last two pieces of food out of my dish. I looked across the room at her and started in on a scolding, but when I looked up at Uncle he was staring right back at me, so I went to lay elsewhere where I wouldn't have to witness this injustice!

I followed Uncle around all morning. He would give me pats and pets and talk to me. Whenever both the Cuteness and I were near him he would give give me extra pats and scratches. When he took a shower I sat just inside the bathroom door and guarded him. The Cuteness came into the room and layed down next to me. It was sooooooooooo hard not to chase her out the door, but I knew Uncle was close so I couldn't do a thing! When Uncle put on his shoes I sat to his left, and the Cuteness sat to his right. We kept looking at each other, but Uncle was always watching! Sometimes I swear that he thinks he's the boss!

Just wait until he's at work... When it's just Aunt Lori, the Cuteness and I... I'll have my revenge!